The Greatest Joke in the World

Why does that person have such great abs? Why does she have the perfect life? How does he lift so much weight? They have such a nice home and expensive car - they must be happy. I wish I could run as fast as her. They look so happy - I wonder where my soul mate it? Why am I still on this modification as a man and that lady gets to do kipping pull-ups? Its easy for them to loose weight. They have all the time to foam roll and massage cause they don't have a 9 to 5 job. That person is always so happy that it irritates me. Another girlfriend - how does he do it? They never seem to get injured - they must be special. I can't find the time. Im too tired to cook. I just don't feel like it....

The Greatest Joke in the World is the one you tell yourself that allows you to be unhappy.